For those of you waiting for this years version of Twas the night before rhyme I have to disappoint you. I've just been too busy servicing my clients, what with all the growth I have experienced and all the issues JJOKE has created.
But that's not to say it has not been a merry holiday season as I just received written notification from JJOKE Director of Lobbying Andrew Bechard that he has withdrawn 36 separate late fee billing notices that JJOKE had wrongfully imposed on my clients. In response to my written objections pointing out how JJOKE was wrong in imposing the late fees in the first place Mr. Bechard (whom I have never met) admitted that the late fees never should have been imposed by JJOKE staff to begin with and stated that they had reviewed my arguments citing the proper application of the Lobby Act and "arguing against the late fees . . . and find them to be persuasive".
Now ordinarily I would share with the regulated community the basis for my arguments since I am sure JJOKE has imposed late fees on many other lobbyists under the same legal theory I just successfully challenged, but that wouldn't be fair to the clients that pay me for that advice and protection. Suffice to say if JJOKE has imposed a late fee you don't think was fair call me for a consultation.
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the regulated community
Lobbyists have realized its cost effective and safer to just hire ME