JJOKE votes unanimously to investigate . . . .

JJOKE has announced that they voted unanimously to authorize a substantial basis investigation.  Into who or what? we have no clue.

WOW that really restored the publics confidence in JJOKE.

Now because I am a competitive newsperson I want to report first on what JJOKE voted unanimously to investigate.

So in no particular order here you go based on prior leaks (we have to wait for tomorrow's news stories for the latest leaks) and good old fashioned investigative reporting

JJOKE is investigating . . . VITO LOPEZ

JJOKE is investigating . . . SHIRLY HUNTLEY

JJOKE is investigating . . . SHELDON SILVER

JJOKE is investigating . . . TOM DINAPOLI

JJOKE is investigating . . . TOM LIBOUS

JJOKE is investigating . . . THE ASSEMBLY

JJOKE is investigating . . . THE COMPTROLERS OFFICE

JJOKE is investigating . . . NAOMI RIVERA

JJOKE is investigating . . . ELLIOT SPITZER (for the use of the state plane to hook up with the whore)

JJOKE is investigating . . . JOE BRUNO (why not all those old legislative ethics cases are now fair game)

JJOKE is investigating . . . DARREN DOPP (once a punching bag always a punching bag)

JJOKE is investigating . . . HIRAM MONTSERRATE (if they can do sex abuse they can do domestic violance)

JJOKE is investigating . . . PEDRO ESPADA (this one is easy)

JJOKE is investigating . . . RAVI BATRA (you have to blame someone for the leaks and you can always blame the dead)

JJOKE is investigating . . . ME (not yet but I'm sure Biben would love to)

Lets see tomorrow which one gets leaked.

And in related news - JJOKE has announced that the narrow legal issue (Marvin Jacob's description) or complex legal issue (Mitra Hormozi's description) from the last meeting is actually just a "generic" issue.