Twas the night before ethics reputations get ruined

Yes it is that time of year.  It's time for our annual Twas the night rhyme  Just like in years past I will accept reader's rhymes and try to make them fit this years theme of JJOKE is controlled by the governor and is a miserable failure.   As in prior years it may take all month to complete the rhyme so stay tuned in and keep the information flowing.

 

Twas the night before Andy's ethics reputation got ruined 

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the JOKE

No staffers were working since LT to date had not spoke

 

All decisions must wait for LT to decide

But until Andy tells her what to do LT is just along for the ride

 

Biben’s posse is still there secure in their nest

Monica had been to RAO’s with LT so with her spot in the lifeboat secured she said to hell with the rest

 

Biben was gone back to the city she did flee

Who do they think they are kidding she never actually was working in Albany

 

LT’s appointment proved to all that the JOKE was being run

By a governor who was shoveling ethics bullshit by the ton


***UPDATE***
The readers have responded and here is a new verse

The vote split nine to five in favor of Andy’s ethics moll

And exposed Gary Levine like a turd in a punch bowl

 

Now the word is out

It won’t be long till more commissioner’s shout

 

I resign I resign just like Ravi and Pat

We can’t stay any longer and not get tagged as a rat

 

Yaroshevsky has left and Weisman is skiing out west

Marvin is clueless and the Skelos appointees are playing it close to the vest