Friday, December 7, 2012

Twas the night before Biben (day 6)

  Day 6 we are halfway home

Twas the night before Biben 


Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the JOKE

No NYC staffers were working the Beaver office Sandy did smoke


Work from home Biben did declare

No one is watching no one will care


Biben’s posse stayed home secure in their nest

The Public Officers Law they thought only applies to the rest


Barry was gone to Tax he did flee

Turns out the 2nd floor kept its promise to him which is more than they did for me


Meet with Biben I was asked see if you can stop being a jerk

So to New York I did trek thinking maybe this time it will work


The meeting went well, filled with good will and true emotion

Little did I know that Biben was  a tool the governor controlled and would soon put into motion


She asked who she could trust from the old lobby commission

I gave her three names, people I assured her would make for an easy transition


It didn’t take too long for one of my blogs to upset Ellen

So she fired a third of my people and treated them as if they were felons


Now I’m not a stranger to downsizing, especially in a crunch 

Take a look at my list, I’ll take credit for a bunch


No more Ralphie or Bridget someone else had to get Terri

Jeanine is still there but not Bob, Scott or the wooden Indian named Larry


But Ellen you got rid of the best to keep Fern and the rest of your mob

Look at all the new hires who kissed your ass at their last job

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