I originally wrote this for April fools day but never published it as I was sure everyone would know it was an Aprils fool joke. But then I started thinking about it and it isn't that unbelievable.
Let's take the pieces and explore them.
"Seth Agata resigns" that's going to happen, we all know that it's only a matter of time. Since I've left the old Lobby Commission, PIC and JJOKE have had a combined 5 Executive Directors and another 3 or 4 acting Executive Directors. Now it may be a bit unlikely that he resigns before he actually starts but it's not that unlikely since it's been almost 2 weeks since his appointment and he hasn't started yet, or has he? We don't know because JJOKE is soooooo secretive and paranoid that Agata's start date is a state secret. Could there be some scandal lurking involving Agata? or a JJOKE commissioner? Could Agata's wife's job be in danger. Did he talk to his wife about the JJOKE job? Maybe she doesn't want him to take it. These things happen I know from first hand experience, if it wasn't for my wife's input I never would have ended up at the old Lobby Commission I would have been up in Lake Placid running ORDA. Think how different Albany ethics could have been. Who knows if I went to Placid Bruno might still be the Majority Leader. My point being Seth Agata could resign and if he did . . .
Would "Kevin Gagan return[s} to JJOKE"?
Judging from how quickly he bounced back to the State Police (did he ever really leave) I don't think there is any question that if Cuomo told Gagan to go back to JJOKE he'd return in a flash (at a higher salary). It is so obvious that he only came to JJOKE to begin with to follow orders (Gagan a Cuomo flunky is laughable? Not even a little bit Kevin). Gagan was never intending to be the Chief of Staff. he was brought in to replace LT. It didn't work out (because the Cuomo flunky's on JJOKE are that bad) so back Kevin Gagan goes to the State Police where some cop tips off the media (the rank and file really do hate you Kevin). I wonder if Gagan should be forced to refund the JJOKE salary he collected during the 9 months he was in JJOKE's womb. That's about $120000 you owe the taxpayers Kevin for the job you never did and they didn't need at JJOKE.
Think about the irony, LT fucks the taxpayers by hiring Gagan and 9 months later a new Kevin Gagan returns to the State Police.
I can't think of a better example for a late term political abortion than Kevin Gagan.