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Saturday, December 25, 2010

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING

Staying in the holiday spirit I will wait till next week to blog about the $5000 we know it when we see it gift fine, the first lucid thought from PIC (its in a dissent) and just how arrogant PIC can be “the guardians of Public Ethics” till then enjoy the holidays I personally wished Barry a merry Christmas at the PIC offices today he didn’t look happy writing your resume is tough this time of year. I did give him a gift tho I told him about the old lobby commission tradition of letting staffers go home at 2pm on Christmas eve while the top people in the agency manned the phones I hope he got in touch with his inner SANTA

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the second day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the third day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the fourth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky


On the fifth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the sixth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky


On the seventh day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the eighth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Eight questions Ralph hasn’t answered
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky


On the ninth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Nine foil denials
Eight questions Ralph hasn’t answered
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky


On the tenth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Ten change in due dates
Nine foil denials
Eight questions Ralph hasn’t answered
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
Eleven commissioners as bad as Feerick
Ten change in due dates
Nine foil denials
Eight questions Ralph hasn’t answered
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the PIC sent to me:
12 felony charges against Teitelbaum
Eleven commissioners as bad as Feerick
Ten change in due dates
Nine foil denials
Eight questions Ralph hasn’t answered
Seven dwarfs named Barry
Six 2nd floor staffers sleeping
Five lifetime bans (not)
Four doggers bitching
Three late fees
Two Tardy Points
and The resignation of Michael Cherkasky

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