Twas the night before Biben
Twas the
night before Christmas and all thru the JOKE
No NYC
staffers were working the Beaver office Sandy did smoke
Work from
home Biben did declare
No one is
watching no one will care
Biben’s
posse stayed home secure in their nest
The Public
Officers Law they thought only applies to the rest
Barry was gone
to Tax he did flee
Turns out
the 2nd floor kept its promise to him which is more than they did
for me
Meet with
Biben I was asked see if you can stop being a jerk
So to New
York I did trek thinking maybe this time it will work
The
meeting went well, filled with good will and true emotion
Little did
I know that Biben was a tool the governor
controlled and would soon put into motion
She asked
who she could trust from the old lobby commission
I gave her
three names, people I assured her would make for an easy transition
It didn’t
take too long for one of my blogs to upset Ellen
So she
fired a third of my people and treated them as if they were felons
Now I’m
not a stranger to downsizing, especially in a crunch
Take a
look at my list, I’ll take credit for a bunch
No more
Ralphie or Bridget someone else had to get Terri
Jeanine is
still there but not Bob, Scott or the wooden Indian named Larry
But Ellen you
got rid of the best to keep Fern and the rest of your mob
Look at
all the new hires who kissed your ass at their last job
As a
result JJoke now has a lawyer named Rob who walked into a closet
And a PHD
named Kitty who insists on being called a
chief economist
Let’s not
forget Ellen that you rehired Sharri on Uncle Vinny’s say so
And
brought on Monica who does more whispering than anyone since Marcel Marceau
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