twinkieleaks 6 welcome to DMV

Have you ever gone to DMV and had the older blue haired lady behind the counter break your balls because you used the wrong color pen to fill out the form or sent you away because the name on the insurance card has a middle initial and your registration doesn't?  That's what JJOKE has turned into and now we know why.

"From: Martin.     (JJOKE)

  To: "       , Seth (JCOPE)"

 

 

Subject: cracking down on the regulated community

 

Date: April 31, 2016 3:59 PM

 

Seth

 

At your request I have instructed my staff to start reviewing all submissions by the regulated community to find any and all minor technical flaws, including the lack of punctuation, capitalization, abbreviations and any other ways we can hold up the processing of registrations and other lobby reports.  This will have several positive consequences.  It will keep our under talented staff focused on rules they can blindly follow without any understanding of the underlying effects.  It will also result in a huge backlog of registrations that are not approved so the regulated community cannot timely file amendments thereby preventing the media and the public from seeing timely disclosure and it will provide me an opportunity to ignore my staff's questions and focus on preparing regulations as you requested.  With any luck I can just cut and paste the statute and sprinkle in some meaningless bullshit about tweets, tagging and twatting without addressing all the real issues the statute presents.

 

 

From: "       , Seth (JCOPE)"

  To: Martin.     (JJOKE)

 

 

Subject: cracking down on the regulated community

 

Date: April 31, 2016 3:59 PM

 

Martin

Good work but what is a registration?

 

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